We are two sassy, honest, funny-as-f*ck women over 50, exploring smart musical comedy as the Apocalypse approaches. 

Bringing queer feminist punk cabaret aesthetics to new audiences. You can expect drums and a bass, two mics and plenty of raunchy, risqué attitude, as this circus and dance duo blend a combined 60+ years of global theatre experience into witty banter amongst their original and cover songs, all celebrating the glorious mess of the post-menopausal experience. Low sex drive or looking for new love after divorce?  Mutton hears you: our ‘CBF2BF’ mantra and Ode to Online Dating songs are especially for you.

In these times of ongoing misogyny, and homogenised social media filters which fetishise the youth & their beauty, gather your coven, to join Gabrielle Griffin (she/they) and Simone O’Brien (she/they) as Mutton while they say out loud what most women just think.